tbh what hetalia needs is not more high school aus. its middle school aus. seriously tho.
aph america with too much axe body spray on.
aph england wearing temporary tattoos every day to look cool.
aph france being the guy who knows too much in sex ed, pointing out the discrepancies in the middle school material.
aph prussia snorting pixie sticks and then coughing, promptly putting a mixture of snot and that dust all over aph austria’s face.
aromantic armin who everyone seems to have a major crush on but armin wants nothing to do with romance so everyone kind of has a queerplatonic relationship with him and everyone likes to hold his hand a lot :D
CONNECT THIS TO THE POST I SUBMITTED TO LGBTQ+ HEAD CANNONS ABOUT DEMI ROMANTIC JEAN WHO DOES QUEER PLATONIC RELATIONSHIPS BETTER AND YOU GET MY OTP
so i went into the other french class to drop off some things for the professor
and they were learning about compraritives and superlatives and the prof was like
“how do you say ‘i am better than you’?”
some kid in the back yelled “je suis beyoncé” and i lost my shit so hard